Conversations with Keefy

Well I just got back from seeing the Big Four Tour special movie event in Boston and I thought I would post this for the fun of it. I have to say it was more than worth the $18 cost of admission. The movie is meant to commemorate the first show ever to feature METALLICA, SLAYER, MEGADETH and ANTHRAX together celebrating these titans of American Thrash Metal. Let me be the first to say that based on the four and half hours I saw of this not only is the hype beyond justified, but even the most grizzled jaded fan (like I myself am on occasion) would have a hard time finding fault with this event. The theater was 3/4 full on a Tuesday night so I'd have to say if the producers were looking to use this a barometer for future events and tours it was a smashing success! The fans for the most part were fairly enthusiastic whether screaming for Slayer at the top of their lungs, singing along to songs, applauding wildly, clapping along to the beat or headbanging. It was great fun and I think

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